Yet another D.O.A. for the ADD era.
Crank: High Voltage
He was dead... but he got better.
2009 · 1h 36m · R
Action, Crime, Thriller
Directed by
Mark Neveldine
,
Brian Taylor
Overview
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.
Director and cast
- Mark Neveldine Director
- Brian Taylor Director
- Jason Statham as Chev Chelios
- Amy Smart as Eve
- David Carradine as Poon Dong
- Dwight Yoakam as Doc Miles
- Bai Ling as Ria
- Clifton Collins Jr. as El Huron
- Jose Pablo Cantillo as Ricky Verona
- Efren Ramirez as Venus
- Julanne Chidi Hill as Dark Chocolate
- Reno Wilson Cast
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
In Crank: High Voltage, Statham just looks miserable, as if appearing in this lousy picture just sucked all the heart right out of him.
Crank: High Voltage, starring Jason Statham as a man with a machine instead of a heart, is boorish, bigoted and borderline pornographic.
Tasteless, trashy and totally over the top, Crank: High Voltage might also be one of the year's most inventive movies. Sometimes, nothing exceeds like excess.
The movie feels like a form of aversion therapy designed to take the fun out of dumb.
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