It's a promising concept, but instead of expending effort on, say, a coherent script, the filmmakers lazily rely on cheap editing tricks and gleefully relentless sadism.
Crank
There are a thousand ways to raise your adrenaline. Today, Chev Chelios will need every single one.
2006 · 1h 28m · R
Action, Crime, Thriller
Directed by
Brian Taylor
,
Mark Neveldine
Overview
Chev Chelios, a hit man wanting to go straight, lets his latest target slip away. Then he awakes the next morning to a phone call that informs him he has been poisoned and has only an hour to live unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body while he searches for an antidote.
Director and cast
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Top critics, in their words
Leave it alone, or leave your brain and pocket change at the gate, strap yourself in and just enjoy the ride.
Viewers baffled by stuff happening for no particular reason should probably stay well away.
For those who enjoy this brand of wholly mindless entertainment, Crank delivers.
Jason Stratham rampages through Los Angeles in this retread of Speed, but for a movie premised on unrelenting action, Crank proves fatally turgid.
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