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Vampires Suck

Some sagas just won't die.

2010 · 1h 22m · PG-13 Comedy, Fantasy
Directed by Jason Friedberg , Aaron Seltzer

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Overview

Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

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4%
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Rotten

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

Rafer Guzman, Newsday
Rotten

All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
Rotten

A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.

Tom Huddleston, Time Out
Rotten

This movie sucks more.

Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
Rotten

Below bottom-of-the-barrel.

Nick Schager, Time Out New York

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