The Onion Movie
America's Finest News Source.
2008 · 1h 20m · Not Rated
Comedy
Directed by
Mike Maguire
,
Tom Kuntz
Overview
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Director and cast
- Mike Maguire Director
- Tom Kuntz Director
- Len Cariou as Norm Archer
- Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher
- Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs
- Ken Takemoto as Sensei
- Don McManus as Dennis McCormick
- Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton
- Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed
- Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim
- Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer
- Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef
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