Rotten
If you're not a male between 17 and 23 and don't find the chance to see R-rated rejects from America's Funniest Home Videos a good thing, The Long Weekend will be a long and pointless haul.
Sheri Linden, Hollywood Reporter
The Long Weekend
Two Brothers. One Weekend. No Shame.
2005 · 1h 25m · R
Comedy, Romance
Directed by
Pat Holden
Overview
Cooper is an actor who sees life as one big party, while Ed is in advertising and takes life too seriously. When Ed gets stressed over a deadline he has to meet, his brother Cooper works hard in trying to get his brother hooked up with a girl, thus a long weekend of stress and beautiful women, culminating in Ed meeting, and making love to, the woman of his dreams.
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...nary a laugh to be had unless you're one of those who finds toilet scenes and prison-rape jokes to be automatically hilarious.
Luke Y. Thompson, L.A. Weekly
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