This isn't the complete disaster of Wild Wild West, but that's only because none of the $250 million was spent to turn Kenneth Branagh into a mechanical spider.
The Lone Ranger
Never Take Off the Mask
2013 · 2h 29m · PG-13
Action, Adventure, Western
Directed by
Gore Verbinski
Overview
The Texas Rangers chase down a gang of outlaws led by Butch Cavendish, but the gang ambushes the Rangers, seemingly killing them all. One survivor is found, however, by an American Indian named Tonto, who nurses him back to health. The Ranger, donning a mask and riding a white stallion named Silver, teams up with Tonto to bring the unscrupulous gang and others of that ilk to justice.
Director and cast
- Gore Verbinski Director
- Johnny Depp as Tonto
- Armie Hammer as John Reid / The Lone Ranger
- William Fichtner as Butch Cavendish
- James Badge Dale as Dan Reid
- Tom Wilkinson as Latham Cole
- Ruth Wilson as Rebecca Reid
- Helena Bonham Carter as Red
- Barry Pepper as Captain Jay Fuller
- James Frain as Barret
- Mason Cook as Will
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
Frustrating, lazy and lifeless.
Your expectations of how bad The Lone Ranger is can't trump the reality.
Somewhere, around the hour-and-a-half mark, The Lone Ranger makes the fateful decision not to end. Worse, the movie keeps not-ending for another full hour.
When it comes to mining boys' adventure stories, defaming pirates may be fair game, but stories about western justice and native Americans? Not so much.
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