Parents know Disney movies are OK to send the kids to because there won't be any nudity or profanity. But isn't it also poisonous for kids to be exposed to stupid characters, lame-brained plots and humorless 'gags?'
The Last Flight of Noah's Ark
Lost. 2,000 miles at sea in a 40 year old bomber.
1980 · 1h 37m · G
Adventure, Family
Directed by
Charles Jarrott
Overview
The only chance to escape a desert island is to convert the plane carrying many different animals into a boat.
Director and cast
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There must be a computer in the Disney studios programmed to produce live-action shooting scripts at the drop of various switches.
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