The Incredible Kalk

After a wave of reports of mysterious attacks involving people and pets being eaten by the traditionally docile fruit, a special government task force is set up to investigate the violent fruit and put a stop to their murderous spree.

Runtime

1h 27m

Director

John De Bello

Cast

David Miller, George Wilson, Sharon Taylor

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardor and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the pe...

Runtime

1h 30m

Cast

Jason Williams, Joseph Hudgins, William Dennis Hunt

Space-faring hero and galactically-renowned stud Flesh Gordon is kidnapped by a group of space cheerleaders hoping to use him to save their planet. A being simply known as Evil Presence has been rendering the men of their world impotent, and the women are desperate for some form of relief. Flesh's girlfriend Ardor, meanwhile, is follow...

Runtime

1h 38m

Director

Doug Frisby

Cast

Vince Murdocco, Robyn Kelly, Tony Travis

Home with their newly-formed family, happy parents Dan and Jody are haunted by sinister, paranormal activities. Determined to expel the insidious force, they install security cameras and discover their family is being stalked by an evil dead demon.

Runtime

1h 28m

Director

Malcolm D. Lee

Cast

Simon Rex, Ashley Tisdale, Gracie Whitton

Robin Hood comes home after fighting in the Crusades to learn that the noble King Richard is in exile and that the despotic King John now rules England, with the help of the Sheriff of Rottingham. Robin Hood assembles a band of fellow patriots to do battle with King John and the Sheriff.

Runtime

1h 44m

Director

Mel Brooks

Cast

Cary Elwes, Dom DeLuise, Roger Rees