Andy Serkis shouts a lot, as if raising the decibel level will compensate for the dire dialogue, while Jennifer Ellison displays more cleavage than acting ability.
The Cottage
Sleeps Six Bloody Comfortably
2008 · 1h 32m · Unrated
Comedy, Crime, Horror, Thriller
Directed by
Paul Andrew Williams
Overview
In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.
Director and cast
- Paul Andrew Williams Director
- Andy Serkis as David
- Reece Shearsmith as Peter
- Jennifer Ellison as Tracey
- Steven O'Donnell as Andrew
- James Bierman as Bouncer
- Cat Meacher as Club Receptionist
- Danny Nussbaum as Man in Suit
- Logan Wong as Muk Li San
- Jonathan Chan-Pensley as Chun Yo Fu
- Simon Schatzberger as Steven
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
lively if programmatic horror pic
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