Rotten
The Vera Hruba Ralston of her time, Madonna has persisted in making movies despite all evidence that this is one medium in which no one wants to see or hear her.
Dennis Harvey, Variety
Swept Away
Paradise makes strange bedfellows
2002 · 1h 29m · R
Comedy, Romance
Directed by
Guy Ritchie
Overview
Stranded and alone on a desert island during a cruise, a spoiled rich woman and a deckhand fall in love and make a date to reunite after their rescue.
Director and cast
- Guy Ritchie Director
- Madonna as Amber Leighton
- Adriano Giannini as Giuseppe 'Guido' Esposito
- Bruce Greenwood as Anthony 'Tony' Leighton
- Elizabeth Banks as Debi
- Michael Beattie as Todd
- Jeanne Tripplehorn as Marina
- David Thornton as Michael
- Yorgo Voyagis as Captain
- Ricardo Perna as Crew Member
- George Antoni as Chef
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
5%
Tomatometer
Rotten
Both husband and wife seem to be in way over their heads.
J. R. Jones, Chicago Reader
Rotten
Every bit the cinematic shipwreck you'd imagine it to be.
Christy Lemire, Associated Press
Rotten
If there is one thing worse than a Guy Ritchie movie, it's a Guy Ritchie movie with Madonna in it.
Rex Reed, New York Observer
Rotten
I wouldn't wish the stupefying dialogue of "Swept Away" on any actress, but to watch Madonna flounder through it is more punishment than I can bear.
Stephanie Zacharek, Salon.com
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