Rotten
Screwed is latenight cable TV filler disguised as a feature film.
Joe Leydon, Variety
Screwed
2000 · 1h 21m · PG-13
Action, Comedy
Directed by
Scott Alexander
,
Larry Karaszewski
Overview
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.
Director and cast
- Scott Alexander Director
- Larry Karaszewski Director
- Norm Macdonald as Willard Fillmore
- Dave Chappelle as Rusty P. Hayes
- Danny DeVito as Grover Cleaver
- Elaine Stritch as Miss Crock
- Daniel Benzali as Detective Tom Dewey
- Sherman Hemsley as Chip Oswald
- Sarah Silverman as Hillary
- Malcolm Stewart as Roger
- Lochlyn Munro as Officer Richardson
- Brent Butt as Buddy
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
10%
Tomatometer
Rotten
If this is how they want to squander a hard-earned opportunity, they should keep their day jobs.
Tom Keogh, Film.com
Rotten
Danny DeVito is the only cast member who succeeds in making something out of the movie's nothing of a screenplay.
Stephen Holden, New York Times
Rotten
A shrill, stupid, brickbat-blatant piece of hackwork that practically sweats to be 'commercial.'
Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly
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