Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
The Army Will Never Be The Same
2008 · 1h 40m · PG-13
Comedy
Directed by
Steve Miner
Overview
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Director and cast
- Steve Miner Director
- Jessica Simpson as Private Megan Valentine
- Vivica A. Fox as Sergeant Louisa Morely
- Olesya Rulin as Private Petrovich
- Steve Guttenberg as Sidney Green
- Aimee Garcia as Private Vicky Castillo
- Keiko Agena as Private Hailey Hamamori
- Jill Marie Jones as Private Connie Johnson
- Ryan Sypek as Sergeant Mills Evans
- Cheri Oteri as Private Jeter
- Gary Grubbs as Captain Greer
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