Rotten
This briskly paced remake of the 1981 slasher goes easy on the cheesy 3-D effects while delivering lots of seriously nasty gore.
Maitland McDonagh, Time Out New York
My Bloody Valentine
Get your heart broken.
2009 · 1h 41m · R
Horror, Thriller
Directed by
Patrick Lussier
Overview
Ten years after a Valentine's Day tragedy claimed the lives of five miners, Harry Warden returns for a vengeful massacre among teen sweethearts gearing up for another party.
Director and cast
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
62%
Tomatometer
Rotten
What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.
Clark Collis, Entertainment Weekly
Rotten
The trouble is that after that first gouged eyeball, there's not a whole lot further to go. Novelty value being a rapidly diminishing thing, the technology demands an escalation in intensity and inventiveness that the movie doesn't deliver.
Jason Anderson, Toronto Star
Rotten
The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety.
Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel
Fresh
A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.
Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times
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