Where were the Guardians of the Galaxy when we needed them? If only they had prevented the disastrous atrocity that is "Jupiter Ascending" from infiltrating Earth's movie theaters before it was too late!
Jupiter Ascending
Expand your universe.
2015 · 2h 7m · PG-13
Action, Fantasy, Science Fiction
Directed by
Lana Wachowski
,
Lilly Wachowski
Overview
In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…
Director and cast
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
A lot of people spent a lot of time and a lot of money making a lot of movie, but there's not much there.
The Wachowskis create a churning, swooping C.G.I. universe that's decorated to the corners of the frame without taste or imagination.
Don't even get me started on the aliens, many of whom would have been turned away from the cantina door in Mos Eisley.
Jupiter Ascending is inane from first frame to last - the dialogue is so clunky, I wondered if George Lucas had been brought in to do the rewrite.
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