Rotten
There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.
Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times
Jersey Shore Massacre
You're not the only one who wants them dead.
2014 · 1h 28m · R
Comedy, Horror
Directed by
Paul Tarnopol
Overview
A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
Director and cast
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
Fresh
As willfully lowbrow dumb fun goes, it's pretty painless.
Dennis Harvey, Variety
Rotten
I felt like I needed to take a shower before I went back inside my house.
Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger
Rotten
Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, "Jersey Shore Massacre" reminds viewers that it's hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.
Ben Kenigsberg, New York Times
Rotten
"Jersey Shore Massacre" doesn't even take place on the Jersey Shore, nor do any of the reality show's stars show up despite Jenni (JWOWW) Farley's prominent billing as an executive producer.
Jordan Hoffman, New York Daily News
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