Once the annoying, two-dimensional characters start getting bumped off one by one, it's just a relief that the actors have stopped improvising their own banal dialogue.
Chernobyl Diaries
Ten years ago, the Ukrainian government let tourists visit the area around Chernobyl. They said it was safe...it wasn't.
2012 · 1h 28m
Horror, Thriller
Directed by
Bradley Parker
Overview
A group of six tourists looking to go off the beaten path, hire an 'extreme tour guide' who, ignoring warnings, takes them into the city of Pripyat, the former home to the workers of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor, but now a deserted town since the disaster more than 25 years earlier. After a brief exploration of the abandoned city, the group members find themselves stranded, only to discover that they are not alone.
Director and cast
- Bradley Parker Director
- Jesse McCartney as Chris
- Jonathan Sadowski as Paul
- Olivia Taylor Dudley as Natalie
- Ingrid Bolsø Berdal as Zoe
- Alex Feldman as Medic Goldshmidt
- Devin Kelley as Amanda
- Nathan Phillips as Michael
- Dimitri Diatchenko as Uri
- Milutin Milošević as Ukrainian Thug
- Miloš Timotijević as Russian Check Point Guard
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
Director Bradley Parker shakes his camera around a lot.
The real stars of the movie are the tired devices and plot points. They're famous, but they're as old as Betty White: The Guide Is Dead, The Van Won't Start, Her Shirt Has a Plunging Neckline, Don't Go in There.
Standard-issue genre accessories (dank stairways, flashlights, overcast skies, frosty windows) abound; shocks are mild and few.
You might actively root for their collective demise, if you could rouse yourself to care one way or the other. Go gallivanting in Chernobyl and you get what you pay for, nimrods.
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