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Christian Slater and Stephen Dorff, the reigning princes of Hollywood schlock, join forces in this brain-dead adaptation of a popular video game.
J. R. Jones, Chicago Reader
Alone in the Dark
Can mankind defeat the army of darkness unleashed by an ancient evil cult?
2005 · 1h 38m · R
Action, Fantasy, Horror
Directed by
Uwe Boll
Overview
Edward Carnby is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His cases delve into the dark corners of the world, searching for truth in the occult remnants of ancient civilizations. Now, the greatest mystery of his past is about to become the most dangerous case he has ever faced.
Director and cast
- Uwe Boll Director
- Christian Slater as Edward Carnby
- Tara Reid as Aline Cedrac
- Stephen Dorff as Richard Burke
- Frank C. Turner as Sam Fischer
- Matthew Walker as Prof. Lionel Hudgens
- Ona Grauer as Agent Feenstra
- Will Sanderson as Agent Miles
- Pak Ho-Sung as Agent Marko
- Mark Acheson as Captain Chernick (as Mark Atcheson)
- Sarah Deakins as Linda
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
1%
Tomatometer
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A violent and incomprehensible piece of gibberish.
Rex Reed, New York Observer
Rotten
Maybe the only people who can explain this flick's nonsensical plotline are those who squandered their youth mastering the Atari video game on which it's based.
Chuck Wilson, L.A. Weekly
Rotten
The garish editing and stilted, exposition-only dialogue induce the frisson of an America's Most Wanted re-enactment that pays unexpected, sidesplitting returns.
Benjamin Strong, Village Voice
Rotten
When the giant, intelligent bees of the future sift through the ashes of our civilization, they will find Alone in the Dark, and they will understand. It's so bad it's postmodern.
Scott Brown, Entertainment Weekly
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