Not bad enough to qualify as a memorable dud, multinational production nonetheless misses mark on every level.
All the Queen's Men
War is a Drag
2001 · 1h 39m · PG-13
Action, Comedy, Drama, History, War
Directed by
Stefan Ruzowitzky
Overview
A mismatched team of British Special Services agents led by an American must infiltrate, in disguise, a female-run Enigma factory in Berlin and bring back the decoding device that will end the war.
Director and cast
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
The comedy is nonexistent.
It all feels like a Monty Python sketch gone horribly wrong.
What we have here isn't a disaster, exactly, but a very handsomely produced let-down.
Not only does LeBlanc make one spectacularly ugly-looking broad, but he appears miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes.
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